“oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again” - sad, shy, apologetic
“you sly dog, you got me monologuing” - cool, strong, confident
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
time smells bad.
what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now
Listen
I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.
Milk smells bad the next day.
Why does milk smell bad?
Time gets in it.
ALT
Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down
As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb
The results are in!
I have radiation poisoning!
this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method
Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning
The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle
You can’t forget this one either
Ok yeah I did not expect kill stealing in tic tac toe
someone on twitter said shiv would absolutely be in love with the version of tom that psychosexually bullies and harasses greg but she doesnt know he exists
unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ
Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.
Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold
ghastlyapparition-deactivated20:
fuck you
fixed it for u <3
hormse race
Views from the Kentucky Derby
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺
It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!
ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it
“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨
I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.
I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂
It has a buncha colors but these are my faves
Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful
Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning
And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing
@haileyhurts where did you get it?
I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty
@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy
My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time
Same energy
